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The weekly show that reports all the developments in Hip Hop from news and new releases to album sales and charts. Hosted by Valerie Lora, this weeks show features:

=== MAIN STORIES ===

- TIME Magazine has named kanye's "Love Lock Down" song of the year and lil waynes "Carter 3" as the album of the year.

- Chamillionaire has been chosen as the Co-Grand Marshal of the 15th Annual Martin Luther King Grande Parade in his hometown of houston.

- The recession continues to take its toll on entertainers as Mos Def was sued this week by his own divorce lawyers for $60,000 in unpaid fees.

- Doug E Fresh faces 3 foreclosure actions by banks looking to collect more than $3.5 million in unpaid mortgages.

- The Game's anger management classes have proved to be a big help, as this week during a show in Norway after a fan pulled the rapper off stage, he remained composed and instead of beating his ass, he invited the fan onto the stage.

- And finally Lil Kim has been in Europe this week, partying with billionaires and performing Akon & Rihanna's songs???

=== NEW RELEASES ===

Ghostface Killah - GhostDeini The Great
Plies - Da Realist
Soulja Boy: iSouljaBoyTellem
Freekey Zekey - Henny And A Cigarette
Jamie Foxx - Intuition
Keyshia Cole - A Different Me
The Best Of Killah Priest and A Prelude To The Offering
Anthony Hamilton - The Point Of It All
Hear-It-First.net's Mixtape of the Week is
"DJ Dave - The Boss (Pt. 2)"

=== NEW MUSIC ===
Our picks from the weeks new songs.

The Dream - Stripper Love
Swizz Beatz - Represent Things You Do
Justin Timberlake ft. T.I. - If I
Styles P. SnypLife & Bully - Ride Or Die
Busta Rhymes - Cant Take It
Red Café feat. Fabolous & Paul Cain - There He Go
Plies ft Ashanti - Want It Need It
Freeway - Street Music


=== NEW VIDEOS ===
Young Jeezy - Who Dat
Sway (Feat. Akon) - Silver & Gold
Soulja Boy ft Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone

=== BILLBOARD 200 ===
Last weeks album sales courtesy of NEILSENs SOUND SCAN:

1. Beyonce - I AM SASHA FIERCE 159,173 | 1m
2. Kanye West - 808s & HEARTBREAK 126,827 | 719,900
3. Musiq SoulChild - ON MY RADIO 91,498 | NEW ENTRY
4. Common - UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL 81,663 | NEW ENTRY
5. Brandy - HUMAN 72,772 | NEW ENTRY
6. Akon - FREEDOM 63,033 | 173,894
7. Ludacris - THEATER OF THE MIND 53,078 | 332,499
8. Avant - AVANT 51,971 | NEW ENTRY
9. T.I. - PAPER TRAIL 46,292 | 1.3m
10.Rihanna - GOOD GIRL GONE BAD 37,106 | 2.1m

=== TOP FIVE ===
This weeks top 5 selling digital songs on iTunes:

# 5 Beyonce - "If I Were a Boy"
# 4 T.I ft Rihanna - "Live Your Life"
# 3 Kanye West - "Heartless"
# 2 Kanye West - "Love Lockdown"
# 1 Beyonce - "Single Ladies (Put A Ring on It)"
=== BRANDWATCH ===
This weeks Brandwatch is the latest series of Mcdonalds Commercials which feature an R&B ballad about Chicken McNuggets.

So what do you think, good fit or another out of touch corny attempt by a major corporation to reach their audience through stereotypes?

=== OUTRO ===
This was the last show for 2008, we'll be back on January 9th 2009, however you will be seeing me and wahidah before then as starting from this Monday we'll be dropping our 2008 Top 5 Lists, with two new videos every day.

For daily updates checkout jumpoff.tv. If you have any new music, videos, gadgets, clothes or accessories hit us up on tips@jumpoff.tv.

=== SPONSOR ===
www.kani-ladies.com

===COMMENT OF THE WEEK====
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=== CREDITS ===
A JumpOff.TV Production
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Presented By: Valerie Lora
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Camera Op: Hector Gonzalez

Editor: AKC'Ent.
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Searching for his missing sister, Clay heads up to the eerie woods of legendary Crystal Lake, where he stumbles on the creaky remains of rotting old cabins that lie in wait behind moss-covered trees...

Police were reviewing video from surveillance cameras in an attempt to identify people who trampled on a Wal-Mart worker killed when a crowd of post-Thanksgiving shoppers burst through the doors at a suburban store and knocked him down. (Nov. 29)

Our take on the new Friday the 13th remake trailer

SPECIAL EDITION DVD & T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!
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See this video in HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4wUwk7-7Vc&fmt=18

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Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all have an awesome time shooting "Retarded Policeman!"

Check out Ponce's Video Response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYnnT7QMDe8

And also Scott Perry's videos starring Ponce here:
http://www.youtube.com/thesaptube

Also, we're now gladly accepting Donations if you wish to contribute toward equipment and future productions. A minimum $5 donation gets your name and URL link at MediocreFilms.com. Visit here if interested, thanks!
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directed & edited by Greg Benson
written by Greg Benson & Scott Perry
created by Greg Benson & Kim Evey
Retarded Policeman: Josh "The Ponceman" Perry
Driver: Shelby Malone
camera - Greg Benson
sound - Scott Perry
theme song by Greg Benson
special thanks - Rich Gedney

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Me my sis and her friend goofing off

Watch & Enjoy

Watch & Enjoy

Music video. When the film met the music, then i realized what I'd seen. By Muzeum (Matthew Schroeder)

music: www.nouvellesvagues.com
film: www.muzeumspace.com

Friday love is sharing 2

friday ice cube best bits

Sis. Nora

Film about working Friday.

Me n" Nick n Travis

ice cube, craige, smokey, chris tucker

ice cube, smokey, craige, chris tucker, movie

DVD RIP

Episode 1 of the comedy series based off the game Half-Life 2. Check out the official site at http://civil-protection.blogspot.com for more episodes.

An acoustic version of the almost happy Cure Song-Friday I'm In Love.

a picture slideshow of Lily Allen...


DAMN!!! THEY'VE REMOVED MY NARUTO VIDEO, IT'S BEEN ON MY SITE FOR 2 YEARS ALREADY! IT WAS MY FIRST VIDEO! I EVEN STATED THAT IT IS PURELY FAN-MADE AND NOW THEY'VE REMOVED IT FOR COPY RIGHT INFRIGEMENTS!!! COPY RIGHT MY ASS!!!

I don't care if monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and wednesday too
Thursday i don't care about you
It's friday i'm in love
Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday wednesday break my heart
Thursday doesn't even start
It's friday i'm in love

Saturday wait
And sunday always comes too late
But friday never hesitate...

I don't care if monday's black
Tuesday wednesday heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's friday i'm in love

Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday wednesday stay in bed
Or thursday watch the walls instead
It's friday i'm in love

Saturday wait
And sunday always comes too late
But friday never hesitate...

Dressed up to the eyes
It's a wonderful surprise
To see your shoes and your spirits rise
Throwing out your frown
And just smiling at the sound
And as sleek as a shriek
Spinning round and round
Always take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you eat in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's friday
I'm in love

Universal Studio's FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS movie trailer. Partially filmed in Houston, TX. Extras Casting in Houston by SouthwestCasting.com

2nd part of my lyric songs.
Some upgrades i would say, though i missed the word shoe once and the words rule a few times, soryr.
Enjoy

Garage Rehearsal of the great song 'Take me away' performed by Christina Vidal and PinkSlip ;)

Get up. Get out.
Move on, move on. There's no doubt.
I'm all wrong. You're right.
It's all the same with you.
I'm too thin, too fat.
You ask why, so
why, so why, so why, so why?

On and on and on and on.
On and on and on and on.

Don't wanna grow up.
I wanna get out.
Hey, take me away.
I wanna shout out.
Take me away, away, away, away.
Away...

Round and round, here we go again.
Same old start, same old end.
Turn my head, I turn back again.
Same old stuff never ends.
Do this, do that. Can't deal, can't deal with that.
I tune in, tune out. I've heard it all before.
Hello, goodbye. Never asking me why.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

On and on and on and on.
On and on and on and on.

Don't wanna grow up.
I wanna get out.
Hey, take me away.
I wanna shout out.
Take me away, away, away, away.
Away...

[Guitar solo]

Don't wanna grow up.
I wanna get out.
Hey, take me away.
I wanna shout out.
Take me away, away, away, away.
Away...

Don't wanna grow up.
I wanna get out.
Hey, take me away.
I wanna shout out.
Take me away, away, away, away.
Away...

Round and round, here we go again.
Same old story, the same old end.
Turn my head, I turn back again.
Same old stuff never ends.


In case u want the song [just the song, not the video] u can download it from here :
http://rapidshare.com/files/46313751/Freaky_Friday_Soundtrack_-_07_-_Christina_Vidal_-_Take_Me_Away.mp3.html




Note: i delete every comment that has to do nothing with the song. dont post irrelevant crap.

Episode #12

The Halloween 2006 special!

First episode to have a cliffhanger.

Released on October, Friday the 13th, 2006 on Screwattack.com, this is the Nerd's 13th video release, if you count "The Anger Begins". It's also runs nearly 13 minutes long. How many 13's can we fit in?

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Screwattack.com
Cinemassacre.com
Myspace.com/thenintendonerd

Ice Cube friday music video

The Darkness video for Friday Night from the album Permission To Land which was released on the 7th July 2003.
This was not a single in Britain, only in the rest of Europe.


Lyrics:

Hey you!
Do you remember me
I used to sit next to you at school
We indulged in all the extra-curricular activites
We weren't particularly cool

Monday cycling
Tuesday gymnastics
Dancing on a Friday night
I got Bridge Club on Wednesday
Archery on Thursday
Dancing on a Friday night

Hey you!
Could you ever fall for me
The way I fell for you
And do you dwell upon the thoughts that I occupy
Or do you give yourself things to do?

Monday rowing
Tuesday badminton
Dancing on a Friday night
I got ping pong on Wednesday
Needlework on Thursday
Dancing on a Friday night
With you, with you

Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday
Dancing on a Friday night
Let the music smother me
Whole weekend recovery
Dancing on a Friday night

See the lady I adore
Dancing on the dancing floor
Dancing on a Friday night
God, the way she moves me
To write bad poetry
Dancing on a Friday night
With you.