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this is my remix of estelle and kanye's "american boy." starring the lovely iliana. lol and for everyone who's asking, if you can't figure it out already... i'm THAI. get it? in the song.. she said she loves "My Thais" but not what she's drinking...

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LYRICS
Ahem, let me introduce
Myself cuz I know that you aint used
To an asian dude stepping to you like me
But hey give it a chance I just might be
Just the refreshin squeeze of lemon
Ya need in ya life when it gets depressin
Come wit me and decrease the stressing
A new type of dude lemme teach ya a lesson

Babygirl dont trip, come on just take my hand
Ill introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first asian boy

She said, its really nice to meet ya- likewise
I never had a boy like you wit tight eyes
Step to me quite wit a game like yours
I said pack ya bags and come on my tour
let down ya hair while I cook some rice
And I swear that we dont all look alike
And no, Im not no math expert
But you plus me I know It just works
So pause ya life and start to rewind
And leave all them other lame dudes behind
show you how I do in my continent
Where the ladies get respect and compliments
Confident, not gon be starin all night
Cuz Im not yo average stereotype
More than makin shoes and makin toys
I could make you smile, yo asian boy

Wanna get away? Watcha got to lose?
Come on in girl, take off ya shoes
Show me ya soul and Ill show you mine
If you toes aint did well boo thats just fine
My aunt does nails, nah im just playin
But dont get too comfy, cuz we aint stayin
Take you to Beijing while were dating
Ill show you the great wall, its amazing
Show me ya soul in seoul, Korea
I been lookin for a girl like you my whole career
In the phillipines scene well ride in slowmo
Sit in the lo-lo eat chicken adobo
If you got skills then you could show me
Cuz all of our houses got kareoke
Chinese Japanese thai pnoy
Go head and take yo pick girl, asian boys
kareoke


Who killin them on youtube
She gon respond like You, dude
A shock to me
I didnt think she be watchin me.
She said can we go get some pho now
I said get some what? O wow
Actually Its pronounced pha, oh
Well Can we go get some, fasho
He chinky, I know what ya thinkin.
He look like he always blinkin
Take my hand, come to thailand
she love my Thais but NOT what she drinkin
tell me whats your mental
about this oriental
gentle
man but I break you off like the tip of a pencil.
Dress fly like the freshest prince.
Before they out got the freshest kix
And you thought he was just a hypebeast.
But look at these nikes is anybody like me?
And I know you aint in to my kind.
I seen yo exs they not impressive.
But I still make that CAAASH. Always on my grind im a good investment.
And if you liked jin when he flows.
or Dante Basco on old black shows
then maybe you should daaate me
cuz wed make some pretty baaabiees

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No Soulja Boy doesn't suck! We just spoofed this song because we actually like the beat a lot!

Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe

Written By: Ryan Higa
Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi

Based on the original song:
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat

LYRICS:
Intro
Soulja Boy sucks.
I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe!
YOU!
You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me.
AWWWWWWWWWWW!
YOU!

Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.

Verse 1
Asian boy can cameltoe
It's a simple pop and lock
Cameltoe your hole,
Then watch me yank those shorts high up
Super fresh, but hurts your cock,
Also hurts the ass crack man
When I do dat cameltoe
I pray to god and yank dat thing
Now OOOOOOOOOOOH!
It really hurts your own ass
And if you think that's frightening
Wait till after when you pass gas
You catch me at your local party
Yes I yank it everywhere
People get mad cuz they're
Jealous of my underwear.

Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.

Verse 2
I like to eat nato.
While I'm playing my halo
I don't give remote to Sean
Cuz he gon change the Channel.
Haterz wanna be me
Asian boy, I'm the man
They be using my chopstick
Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man)
Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and)
Dance (dance)
Cows go moo (Cows go moo and)
NOPE, you can't do it like me
HOE, So don't do it like me
Go, means 5 in Japanese.
Man your face is UGLY.

Chorus (x2)
Asian boy I'm no negro
I eat rice, I am yellow.
I can't rap for shit but still
I cameltoe dat hoe.
Now yank that,
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.
YOU!
Yank that cameltoe now.

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Sorry again asian people.. She is OURS!

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One of my first 2D animations I did in my animation class in college.

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I found this very funny

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