Chocolate Teapot Productions are always on the look out for new programme ideas. Here's one that didn't make it...

Britain's Got Talent is a British television show on ITV (also on TV3 in Ireland), and part of the Got Talent series...

Britain's Got Talent is a British television show on ITV (also on TV3 in Ireland), and part of the Got Talent series...

Britain's Got Talent is a British television show on ITV (also on TV3 in Ireland), and part of the Got Talent series...

If you are a British citizen or a resident please sign this petition against sharia law being used in Britain
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/shariastop/

YouTube censors comedian shock
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3130883/YouTube-censors-comedians-anti-Sharia-video-called-Welcome-to-Saudi-Britain.html

Saudi cleric favours one-eye veil
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7651231.stm

Islamic finance in London
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-32852686_ITM
http://www.arabnews.com/?page=6&section=0&article=95519&d=27&m=4&y=2007
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/apr/23/heraldinganewlondonistan

Saudi threats end fraud enquiry
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/goldsmith-uncomfortable-after-saudi-threat-ends-fraud-inquiry-428689.html

Hate speech revealed in "Undercover Mosque: The Return"
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/dispatches/undercover+mosque+the+return/2436087

The opening ten minutes of "Undercover Mosque: The Return
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIYkLWY4Fc

You can download an audio version of this video at http://patcondell.libsyn.com/

Enormous thanks to everyone who uploaded the video and to everyone who contacted YouTube. And my thanks to YouTube for reinstating the video. I'm very much obliged.

If you are a British citizen or a resident please sign this petition against sharia law being used in Britain:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/shariastop/

Sharia courts in Britain
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4749183.ece

Conservatives promise to ban sharia courts
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/3096229/Conservatives-would-ban-sharia-courts-says-shadow-minister.html

Saudi idiot sues supermarket over alcohol
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1063590/Devout-Muslim-sues-Tesco-making-carry-alcohol.html

Please support The Council of ex-Muslims
http://www.ex-muslim.org.uk/

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A few clips from Little Britain USA starring Matt Lucas and David Walliams.

Includes sketches from Lou and Andy, Carol Beer and Marjorie Dawes.

[littlebritainusa.co.uk]

Check out the sneak peek of HBO's new series, Little Britain USA. For more about Little Britain USA, log onto HBO.com

Belles et talentueuses... de quoi être jalouse :)

George Sampson from the finals of Britain's Got Talent

Dean Wilson - Britain's Got Talent

CRAIG HARPER-BRITAIN GOT TALENT

Suprise on Britains Got Talent : Suleman Mirza ITV 26/04/08

Vicky Pollard is stealing sweets from her local supermarket.

"Wer *war* das???" - "Ein Vooogel?"

Hilarious British sketch comedy show.

Summary: Julius Caesar has taken over most of Gaul and all of Britain, well not quite.One village still holds out against the invaders, one small village in Cantium (Kent). But for how long? Fortunately, one brit by the name Anticlimax has Asterix for a cousin. He might be willing to help! And if he were to bring along a barrel full of strength giving magic potion for the rest of the British army…

INCREIBLE, UN VENEDOR DE CELULARES SORPRENDIÓ A TODOS CON UNA FORMA DE CANTAR INCREIBLE

BGT 2008 Winner Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo8z9pU1CjM

Ant & Dec reveal who wins Britain's Got Talent 2007.

Follow me on Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/nkitchen

Britain Got Talent - Connie Singing Over the Rainbow

this is so great, goosebumps

Damon Scott and his monkey Bubbles sing and dance to Michael Jackson songs. VERY entertaining and hilarious!!!

Video courtesy of www.MyPartyPost.com

Britain Got Talent - Scott Break Dancing

Watch what happens when the Prime Minister takes Sebastian to the US with him.

Little Britain Comic Relief Sketches

The climax of the movie, with the Luftwaffe giving all they've got...and the RAF doing likewise.

From the movie, "The Battle of Britain."

The opening of the movie (in part) with the shots of Dunkirk, the quote from Churchill, and the German Luftwaffe being inspected.

Taken from the movie "The Battle of Britain."

Popeye fights the Nazis.

Music: Republika - Nie pytaj o Polskę
[ Republic- Don't Ask About Poland ]

Polski Dywizjon 302 i 303

Fighter ( Polish ) Squadrons 302 and 303

Polish pilots fought in the Battle of Britain, where the Polish 303 Fighter Squadron achieved the highest number of kills of any Allied squadron. From the very beginning of the war, the Royal Air Force (RAF) had welcomed foreign pilots to supplement the dwindling pool of British pilots. On 11 June 1940, the Polish Government in Exile signed an agreement with the British Government to form a Polish Army and Polish Air Force in the United Kingdom. The first two (of an eventual ten) Polish fighter squadrons went into action in August 1940. Four Polish squadrons eventually took part in the Battle of Britain (300 and 301 Bomber Squadrons; 302 and 303 Fighter Squadrons), with 89 Polish pilots. Together with more than 50 Poles fighting in British squadrons, a total of 145 Polish pilots defended British skies. Polish pilots were among the most experienced in the battle, most of them having already fought in the 1939 September Campaign in Poland and the 1940 Battle of France. Additionally, prewar Poland had set a very high standard of pilot training. The 303 Squadron, named after the Polish-American hero, General Tadeusz Kościuszko, achieved the highest number of kills (126) of all fighter squadrons engaged in the Battle of Britain, even though it only joined the combat on August 30, 1940: these 5% of pilots were responsible for a phenomenal 12% of total victories in the Battle.

The Polish Air Force also fought in 1943 in Tunisia (Polish Fighting Team, so called "Skalski's Circus") and in raids on Germany (1940-45). In the second half of 1941 and early 1942, Polish bomber squadrons were the sixth part of forces available to RAF Bomber Command (later they suffered heavy losses, with little replenishment possibilities). Polish aircrew losses serving with Bomber Command 1940-45 were 929 killed. Ultimately 8 Polish fighter squadrons were formed within the RAF and had claimed 629 Axis aircraft destroyed by May 1945. By war's end, there were 14,000 Polish airmen in 15 RAF squadrons and in the United States Army Air Forces (USAAF).


No. 300 "Masovia" Polish Bomber Squadron (Ziemi Mazowieckiej)
No. 301 "Pomerania" Polish Bomber Squadron (Ziemi Pomorskiej)
No. 302 "City of Poznań" Polish Fighter Squadron (Poznański)
No. 303 "Kościuszko" Polish Fighter Squadron (Warszawski imienia Tadeusza Kościuszki)
No. 304 "Silesia" Polish Bomber Squadron (Ziemi Śląskiej imienia Ksiecia Józefa Poniatowskiego)
No. 305 "Greater Poland" Polish Bomber Squadron (Ziemi Wielkopolskiej imienia Marszałka Józefa Piłsudskiego)
No. 306 "City of Toruń" Polish Fighter Squadron (Toruński)
No. 307 "City of Lwów" Polish Fighter Squadron (Lwowskich Puchaczy)
No. 308 "City of Kraków" Polish Fighter Squadron (Krakowski)
No. 309 "Czerwień" Polish Fighter-Reconnaissance Squadron (Ziemi Czerwieńskiej)
No. 315 "City of Dęblin" Polish Fighter Squadron (Dębliński)
No. 316 "City of Warsaw" Polish Fighter Squadron (Warszawski)
No. 317 "City of Wilno" Polish Fighter Squadron (Wileński)
No. 318 "City of Gdańsk" Polish Fighter-Reconnaissance Squadron (Gdański)
No. 663 Polish Artillery Observation Squadron
Polish Fighting Team (Skalski's Circus)

Nirvana famous song 'Smells like teen spirit' by The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain (www.ukuleleorchestra.com)

**Check the subtitles! English/French** Team Petzl took RocTrip to the granite wonderland of Zillertal, Austria the summer of 2008...

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain's rendition of that classic Isaac Hayes movie theme from 'Shaft' played live at Cambridge Folk Festival

FOR ALL AGES, the uncut AGT2 90 second version of Veniamin's Human Slinky at America's Got Talent Second Edition, June 2007. Was amazing "NO" for Human Slinky in America's Got Talent NBS, but always "YES" in the last 20 Years around the World... "Late Show with David Letterman" CBS, "The View" ABC, "Viva Variety" Comedy Central, International Circus Festival of Monte-Carlo 2000 (Walt Disney - Special Price), 3rd World Festival of Circus 2007 Moscow (The Most Original Act -- Special Price), cc. 50 TV Talent Shows around the World... "When Will I Be Famous?" BBC 1-London, "Buona Domenica" , "Domenica In" Italy , "Hola Raffaella" , "El Gong Show 2007" Spain , appeared in biggest Cabarets and Music Halls in Europe (Friedrichstadt Palace , Winter Garten, GOP), Conrad Jupiter Hilton Casino in Gold Cost -- Australia , Special Events for Warner Bros., Peugeot , Amusements Parks like Disney, Universal Studios, Sea World. Veniamin & Veniamin Shows Inc. collaborated with Cirque Du Soleil in (SOLSTROM Episodes 10), in the last 4 years millions have viewed this for ALL AGES at Sea World Orlando, Florida.
GO CHICKENS!

This old lady loves to pinch mens bums

performance in the final of UK talent show "Brtains Got talent" as broadcast on ITV1

She's not only adorable - but dead on! Watch this amazing 6 year old sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow PERFECTLY on Britain's Got Talent. Even Simon was impressed! WOW.

For widescreen/HiDef/stereo sound click the following link and enjoy (you need a fast machine and connection):

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA&fmt=18


Paul Potts' debut CD "One Chance" is now available, in stores in the US, Europe and around the world or on line.

If you have fast machine and connection and want to see the clip in higher quality then append &fmt=18 to the end of the URL.

Having both won the competition and released his debut album, Paul is exhaustively touring, engaging in live performances in the UK and TV appearances worldwide. For details of live performances, check out his website.

Paul's official websites are:

http://sonybmg.co.uk/artists/paul_potts/

Official Website:-

http://www.paulpottsuk.com/

Official myspace:-

http://www.myspace.com/officialpaulpottsmusic

Please do not promote any other websites in the comments. Any such comments will be deleted and your account blocked.



Sunday Mirror article: http://tinyurl.com/2pwet4

New York Times article: http://tinyurl.com/2fpt4v

NBC performance: http://tinyurl.com/yphup8
Paul Potts has won the final of this competition. The prize is £100,000 and the chance to perform at the Royal Variety Performance on 3rd December 2007. This will be broadcast on ITV1 in the UK, exact details to follow.


Check out the show's home at http://talent.itv.com/

Semi final: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDB9zwlXrB8

Click this link for Observer interview with Paul Potts: http://tinyurl.com/2gza22

Paul Potts sings Nessun dorma on UK talent show "Britain's got Talent" featuring Simon Cowell as a judge.
Check out the clip of his semi final winning performance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDB9zwlXrB8

Comments about the performance only please. All others will be removed and blocked.

Aerosmith's "I don't want to miss a thing" is also featured in the clip, for those that keep asking!

For all those that seem to think Paul is a pro in disguise, please realise the following.
- Bath Opera is an amateur opera company staging a small number of productions a few times each year.
- Paul has performed in just 4 four productions with this company
- Paul has attended some masterclasses in Italy. These courses are designed for talented amateurs. All of these are paid for by those attending.
- A few masterclasses, even one with the great man do not constitute "a formal opera training" by any stretch of the imagination.
- Professional opera singers earn their living by treading the boards night after night week-in week-out, year after year with professional opera companies.
- Paul, has never earned a single penny from opera performance, other than winning a tv talent show in 1999 - the winnings funding masterclasses.
- Paul has not performed since 2003.
- He is not a professional opera singer pretending to be a mobile phone sales man, but rather he is a mobile phone salesman aspiring to be an opera singer.
- An operatic voice IS a trained voice.


Hmmmm, perhaps if I can buy a few classes at a pro cookery school, I can pass myself off as a highly experienced pro chef.....hmmmmm......

Another storming number from the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain live dvd - Anarchy in the Ukulele.

UOGB website:
http://www.ukuleleorchestra.com

By UOGB MP3s:
http://www.ukuleleorchestra.com/main/BuyMP3.aspx?SessionKey

BUY DVD:
http://www.ukuleleorchestra.com/main/ItemList.aspx?SessionKey=

Lucky guy that won a freestyle competition in Britain got to spend the day with C.Ronaldo,Zaltan and Ronaldinho.

Exposed.. squad of British soldiers beat teenage Iraqis and shame their country