Some really good insults! the best kinds are the ones that get you confused, or the ones where you think that the insult is a compliment! P.S. THE LAST ONE COULD BE BOTH! SUBSCRIBE! TEEEEEEEEET!
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A journalist hurled two shoes at President George W. Bush on his farewell visit to Iraq on Sunday, highlighting hostility still felt toward the outgoing US leader who acknowledged that the war is still not won.
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A surprise visit by US President George Bush to Iraq has been overshadowed by an incident in which two shoes were thrown at him during a news conference.
An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush "a dog" and threw his footwear, just missing the president.
The US president has now continued to Afghanistan to inspect troops there.
He arrived before dawn at Bagram air force base, and is due to hold talks with President Hamid Karzai.
Earlier in Baghdad, Mr Bush and Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki signed the new security agreement between their countries.
The pact calls for US troops to leave Iraq in 2011 - eight years after the 2003 invasion that has in part defined the Bush presidency.
Speaking just over five weeks before he hands over power to Barack Obama, Mr Bush also said the war in Iraq was not over and more work remained to be done.
His previously unannounced visit came a day after Defence Secretary Robert Gates told US troops the Iraq mission was in its "endgame".
'Size 10'
In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, Iraqi television journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi stood up and shouted "this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog," before hurling a shoe at Mr Bush which narrowly missed him.
Showing the soles of shoes to someone is a sign of contempt in Arab culture.
With his second shoe, which the president also managed to dodge, Mr Zaidi said: "This is for the widows and orphans and all those killed in Iraq."
Mr Zaidi, a correspondent for Cairo-based al-Baghdadiya TV, was then wrestled to the ground by security personnel and hauled away.
"If you want the facts, it's a size 10 shoe that he threw," Mr Bush joked afterwards.
Al-Baghdadiya's bureau chief told the Associated Press that he had no idea what prompted Mr Zaidi to attack President Bush, although reports say he was once kidnapped by a militia and beaten up.
"I am trying to reach Muntadar since the incident, but in vain," said Fityan Mohammed. "His phone is switched off."
Correspondents said the attack was symbolic. Iraqis threw shoes and used them to beat Saddam Hussein's statue after his overthrow.
'American security'
Mr Bush's first stop upon arriving in Baghdad was the Iraqi presidential palace in the heavily-fortified Green Zone, where he held talks with President Jalal Talabani.
"The work hasn't been easy but it's been necessary for American security, Iraqi hope and world peace," Mr Bush said during his talks with Mr Talabani.
The Iraqi president called Mr Bush "a great friend for the Iraqi people, who helped us liberate our country".
The BBC's Humphrey Hawksley, in Baghdad, says the key issue at present is exactly how American troops will withdraw within the next three years and what sort of Iraq they will leave behind.
The US media has just published details of a US government report saying that post invasion reconstruction of Iraq was crippled by bureaucratic turf wars and an ignorance of the basic elements of Iraqi society.
The report is circulating among US officials in draft form, says the New York Times.
It reveals details of a reconstruction effort that cost more than $100bn (£67bn) and only succeeded in restoring what was destroyed in the invasion and the widespread looting that followed it, the newspaper said.
Troop promises
Mr Bush's visit, unannounced in advance and conducted under tight security, follows the approval last month of a security pact between Washington and Baghdad that calls for US troops to be withdrawn from Iraq by the end of 2011.
US troops are first to withdraw from Iraqi cities, including Baghdad, by June next year.
Defence Secretary Gates said on Saturday that "the process of the drawdown" had begun.
"We are, I believe, in terms of the American commitment, in the endgame here in Iraq," he told US troops at an airbase near Baghdad.
Mr Gates has been picked to stay on as defence secretary by President-elect Barack Obama.
President Bush leaves the White House in less than six weeks. He said in a recent interview with ABC News that the biggest regret of his presidency was the false intelligence that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
Finding these was one of the key justifications for the invasion. None were ever found.
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McCain aide apologizes to India after YouTube gaffe on Iraqi TV. This is just one of the questions I asked McCain advisor Martin Eisenstadt about during Part 7 of my BBC expose, "The Last Republican." I also confront Marty with the internet rumors that he is some sort of a fraud. Indignant and paranoid, he accuses a particular blogger of being a stalker. The Indian story is interesting in that it has never been reported in the western media. When I was researching, I found that every newspaper in India ran this story that was picked up on the Indian news services:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/3216132.cms
It was all based on this YouTube clip where Marty appeared on Iraqi TV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L27uHysoQP0
This is my docu series I did for the BBC following Martin Eisenstadt, conservative blogger and McCain insider, as he stumps for McCain in LA. He's the guy who just leaked that Joe "The Plumber" is related to Charles Keating of Keating Five fame.
It being an election year, BBC asked me to do a piece on celebrity and politics and how they intersect here in the States. This was around the time that the McCain campaign was running an ad comparing Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. In pursuing my research, I contacted the pundit/blogger, Martin Eisenstadt, who first broke this story. I followed him for a day of campaigning when he visited Los Angeles. I quickly realized that Eisenstadt was my story. Already something of an internet mystery (he's been called a "fraud" and even worse) it turns out that in addition to being a blogger and a pundit, he's a McCain surrogate, a war profiteer and a bit of a randy bloke all around. Let's see if he gets under your skin as he got under mine.
Here's a link to his blog: http://www.eisenstadtgroup.com
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The fine art of insulting someone.
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APTN report on Lawrence Cannon's assistant insulting remarking towards Aboriginal people.
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Drive by insults (driveby cursing) called christmas massacre. This video of drive by insults and cursing is one of the funniest ever seen. Christmas massacre drive by insults and cursing
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Royal Rumble 2001
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Insults from 30 Rock.
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WWF Raw September 20, 1999 Undertaker accepts Rock's challenge for a title match tonight.....
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Drew Carey hosts the improvisation comedy show as Wayne Brady, Chip Eston, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles get a little personal...
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Sonic just feels like being a jerk today and makes his audience cry.
Thanks to StegBlob for uploading the videos I used in this poop!
Under the "Pets & Animals" category because I was tired of "Comedy" and Sonic qualifies as an animal.
VIDEO
Lovesick Sonic
ADDITIONAL AUDIO
Various "Sonic Sez" Segments
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Honors for December 30th, 2007:
#1 - Most Discussed (Today) - Pets & Animals
#27 - Most Viewed (Today) - Pets & Animals
#35 - Top Favorites (Today)
#1 - Top Favorites (Today) - Pets & Animals
#45 - Top Rated (Today)
#1 - Top Rated (Today) - Pets & Animals
#5 - Top Rated (This Week) - Pets & Animals
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Gordon Ramsay destroys a chef who put apricot in mashed potatoes
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The Rock Sings About Canada And Trades Insults With The Hurricane
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In which John talks about his home library, laments the poor quality of contemporary dissing, and drops some Shakespeare.
(Most of the quotes, all of which are really Shakespeare, are taken from "Shakespeare's Insults.")
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A compilation of Avon's insults, jibes and put-downs from Blake's 7.
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I don't own this clip, couldn't tell you where i got it, it was on my old computer. So, John Cena insults number one contenders during Carlito's segment.
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When Bubbles shed burns down, JROC offers Bubbles a place to stay in his van, here are some alternate takes of JROC dissing Randy and Lahey from seasons 1 & 2 extras
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In the policy of "Never defend, always attack", Scientology also employs personal insults in an attempt to goad critics. This is a lesser example of this.
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Catholic priest reflects on the nature of insults, anger and profanity. Offers an attitude that helps us return blessings for curses and become blessed ourselves.
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Chris Jericho insults Stephanie McMahon in a classic promo.
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John Cena insults Lita in a funny promo.
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LOL! The Rock's impersonation of Kane is Hilarious! Plus Benoit, Kane & Taker come to the ring.
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The Rock insults the Big Show who is moaning about the fact that Rock's feet touched the ground first at the Royal Rumble.
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The Rock Insults X-Pac prior to their match.
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this is all about simons best insults
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REPUDIA VICITA DE BUSH A IRAK, UN PERIODISTA LE LANZA UN ZAPATAZO A GEORGE BUSH, NO UNO DOS ZAPATASOS, HABER COMENTEN PS, ERA PA QUE LE CAIGA ESOS ZAPATOS HE JAJA.shoe thrown president bush iraq shoes news conference surprise visit republicans war Iraqi reporter Muslims insult cnn Muntadar al-Zeidi Nouri al-Maliki NOTICIA DE ULTIMO MINUTO TIRAN LANZAN ABIENTAN UN ZAPATO A GEORGE W. BUSH EN SU VICITA A IRAQ.President Bush caught in shoe attack in Iraq - 15 Dec 08
14 décembre 2008 : un journaliste irakien jette 2 chaussures sur George W. Bush lors d'une conférence de presse en présence du Premier Ministre iraqien Nouri al-Mal...
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Happy Holidays!
Site officiel : http://www.leclipquidechire.com/Production : http://www.mixus.fr/Pas d'insultes, de violence ou de haine dans vos commentaires. Merci.
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Triumph at the Hofstra Presidential Debate
*Note, this music not for young or delicate ears.
Remix of the "Hip Hop Pow-Wow" video clips found on this site, set to more appropriate music. Since these people seem to think its fine to act like they are in a night club.
Music as by this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Rr-tqZn6o
(This is meant to be a bit of mockery to the strippers, er, dancers, apologies if anyone takes further offense--see end of video.)
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he insulted my country
A collection of some of my favourite gags from Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2 1/2 The Smell of Fear, and Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult
can someone please help and tell me how to stop innapropriate pop-ups? and don't be a sphincter boy and say " I would keep em' those are good stuff " kuz thats just a big insult to me who is LDS (mormon) and wants to stop them.
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Comments welcome. Please do not insult the actress.
Some facts:
1.She really answers you if you post on her blog.
2.You can give your suggestions as to what kind of photos you will like to see.
3.She will try her best to fulfill your wish.
Rodney Dangerfield plays a thorougly Obnoxious person who insults his guests.
We insulted a few people... SORRY???
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Calpernia and Andrea read some of the worst comments people have left on perezhilton.com and abc.com in response to "Transamerican Love Story", their new Logo transsexual dating show coming out in February.
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Movie with pictures of some models from the Victoria`s Secret site ... I made it just for fun ... Enjoy ... And please if you don´t like my movie just turn it off ... don´t insult me ... Thank you very much .. Kiss
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Funny Segment when E&C Take The Mick Out Of The Hardy Boyz.
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