She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her xxxx with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

The Four Lads were experts at close harmony and a capella and were very much influenced by Negro spirituals and gospel music. They scored a number of pop Top 100 hits during the early '50s, including "The Mockingbird," "Skokian" (1954), "Moments to Remember" (1955), and "No, Not Much!" and "Standing on the Corner" (both in 1956). Their initial break came while backing Johnny Ray on his early-'50s hits "Cry" and "The Little White Cloud That Cried" for Columbia Records.

The Four Lads launched their professional career in 1950, singing in local clubs around Toronto, Canada. All of the original members had been choirboys. Lead vocalist Bernie Toorish, (born John Bernard Toorish on March 2, 1931) had grown up in a musical family and began performing from the age of three. In elementary school, he studied violin and as an eighth grader at St. Michael Choir School, greatly impressed by the Golden Gate Quartet, he had already been performing gospel and church music with a group called the Jordanaires (not the backing vocalists for Elvis Presley). (Later, two of the singers later helped form the Crew Cuts.) In addition to Toorish, the group included James Arnold (first tenor), Connie Codarini (bass), and Frank Busseri (baritone). The Jordanaires later changed their name to the Four Dukes and they began performing to critical and public acclaim in the northeastern U.S. and Canada. An audition was soon arranged for the group at Le Ruban Bleu, a swanky New York City supper club, but they were made aware that there was already a group using the name Four Dukes working out of Detroit, so Julius Monk, impresario at the club, suggested they call themselves the Four Lads. Their engagement at Le Ruban Bleu lasted 30 weeks.

In 1951, they were signed by Mitch Miller to Columbia Records as background singers. Toorish was later commissioned to do the vocal and instrumental arranging on a Johnnie Ray single: "Cry" b/w "The Little White Cloud That Cried." Both sides proved to be huge hits and sales ultimately exceeded five million copies. The success brought Toorish and his Four Lads a recording contract with Columbia and the Lads began to lean away from spirituals and more towards pop.

In 1952, Columbia released their first hit, "The Mockingbird" (on their Okeh imprint). They received their first gold record in 1953 for "Istanbul," but the hits kept coming. In total, the Four Lads recorded 73 sides for Columbia, including "Rain, Rain, Rain," "Turn Back," "My Little Angel," "Skokian," "Moments to Remember" (which reached number two on the pop charts in 1955), "No, Not Much!" (written by the songwriting team of Bob Allen and Al Stillman, who wrote Johnny Mathis' big hit "Chances Are"), and "Standing on the Corner.." Their sound was polished, crisp, with an overlay of vibrato on the long notes. Many of their heavily orchestrated songs were conducted by Frank DeVol or Ray Ellis.

The group also recorded several long-playing albums, including 1962's Dixieland Doin's, which was a Kapp recording released on the London label in stereo. Incidentally, their version of an old Negro spiritual, "Dem Bones," from this album was used during an episode of the British TV series The Prisoner. They made their American TV debut on The Ransom Sherman Show on NBC. Other TV appearances included The Pat Boone-Chevy Showroom on ABC and Perry Presents on NBC in 1959. The Four Lads were also one of the guest hosts of the summer music series Upbeat on CBS in 1955.

Their success story includes the sale of some 50 million singles and albums to date. During their heyday, the Lads' fan clubs reportedly had as many as 150,000 members (in Pittsburgh alone there were 20,000), but their popularity, which peaked in 1957, began to decline as the pendulum swung to folk music and rock & roll. After a number of changes in personnel, the original group finally broke up in 1977.

In 1978, Toorish gave up music and became an insurance underwriter, a job he continues to hold today. However, he didn't stay away from the stage mic for long. After the Four Lads' induction into the Canadian Juno Awards Hall of Fame in Toronto in 1984, enough interest was sparked in the group that Toorish (now shortened to "Torish") decided to end his long hiatus. He reactivated the quartet, though he remains the sole original from the '50s lineup. The Four Lads continue to perform at supper clubs, on cruises, and wherever oldies groups are booked. They even have their own website: www.thefourlads.com. Copies of their first-release LP's are extremely rare and a virgin copy of their 1960s album currently sells for more than 200 dollars.
~ Bryan Thomas, All Music Guide (more)

The Four Lads were experts at close harmony and a capella and were very much influenced by Negro spirituals and gospel music. They scored a number of pop Top 100 hits during the early '50s, including "The Mockingbird," "Skokian" (1954), "Moments to Remember" (1955), and "No, Not Much!" and "Standing on the Corner" (both in 1956). Their initial break came while backing Johnny Ray on his early-'50s hits "Cry" and "The Little White Cloud That Cried" for Columbia Records.

The Four Lads launched their professional career in 1950, singing in local clubs around Toronto, Canada. All of the original members had been choirboys. Lead vocalist Bernie Toorish, (born John Bernard Toorish on March 2, 1931) had grown up in a musical family and began performing from the age of three. In elementary school, he studied violin and as an eighth grader at St. Michael Choir School, greatly impressed by the Golden Gate Quartet, he had already been performing gospel and church music with a group called the Jordanaires (not the backing vocalists for Elvis Presley). (Later, two of the singers later helped form the Crew Cuts.) In addition to Toorish, the group included James Arnold (first tenor), Connie Codarini (bass), and Frank Busseri (baritone). The Jordanaires later changed their name to the Four Dukes and they began performing to critical and public acclaim in the northeastern U.S. and Canada. An audition was soon arranged for the group at Le Ruban Bleu, a swanky New York City supper club, but they were made aware that there was already a group using the name Four Dukes working out of Detroit, so Julius Monk, impresario at the club, suggested they call themselves the Four Lads. Their engagement at Le Ruban Bleu lasted 30 weeks.

In 1951, they were signed by Mitch Miller to Columbia Records as background singers. Toorish was later commissioned to do the vocal and instrumental arranging on a Johnnie Ray single: "Cry" b/w "The Little White Cloud That Cried." Both sides proved to be huge hits and sales ultimately exceeded five million copies. The success brought Toorish and his Four Lads a recording contract with Columbia and the Lads began to lean away from spirituals and more towards pop.

In 1952, Columbia released their first hit, "The Mockingbird" (on their Okeh imprint). They received their first gold record in 1953 for "Istanbul," but the hits kept coming. In total, the Four Lads recorded 73 sides for Columbia, including "Rain, Rain, Rain," "Turn Back," "My Little Angel," "Skokian," "Moments to Remember" (which reached number two on the pop charts in 1955), "No, Not Much!" (written by the songwriting team of Bob Allen and Al Stillman, who wrote Johnny Mathis' big hit "Chances Are"), and "Standing on the Corner.." Their sound was polished, crisp, with an overlay of vibrato on the long notes. Many of their heavily orchestrated songs were conducted by Frank DeVol or Ray Ellis.

The group also recorded several long-playing albums, including 1962's Dixieland Doin's, which was a Kapp recording released on the London label in stereo. Incidentally, their version of an old Negro spiritual, "Dem Bones," from this album was used during an episode of the British TV series The Prisoner. They made their American TV debut on The Ransom Sherman Show on NBC. Other TV appearances included The Pat Boone-Chevy Showroom on ABC and Perry Presents on NBC in 1959. The Four Lads were also one of the guest hosts of the summer music series Upbeat on CBS in 1955.

Their success story includes the sale of some 50 million singles and albums to date. During their heyday, the Lads' fan clubs reportedly had as many as 150,000 members (in Pittsburgh alone there were 20,000), but their popularity, which peaked in 1957, began to decline as the pendulum swung to folk music and rock & roll. After a number of changes in personnel, the original group finally broke up in 1977.

In 1978, Toorish gave up music and became an insurance underwriter, a job he continues to hold today. However, he didn't stay away from the stage mic for long. After the Four Lads' induction into the Canadian Juno Awards Hall of Fame in Toronto in 1984, enough interest was sparked in the group that Toorish (now shortened to "Torish") decided to end his long hiatus. He reactivated the quartet, though he remains the sole original from the '50s lineup. The Four Lads continue to perform at supper clubs, on cruises, and wherever oldies groups are booked. They even have their own website: www.thefourlads.com. Copies of their first-release LP's are extremely rare and a virgin copy of their 1960s album currently sells for more than 200 dollars.
~ Bryan Thomas, All Music Guide

A tribute to Katoomba lads (A Katoomba gang) For my 2nd and 3rd video visit http://www.dailymotion.com/Ronneruk Thanks for watching

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLAMES nissan skyline,300zx,200sx,civic type-r almeara,toyota turano out cruisin

The album has been brought out by a group of seven talented friends, who used to hang around in Shastrinagar on K R Road. They are: Rakesh Adiga (rapper), Bhargav (choreographer), Vijay (art work/ poster design), Suraj (percussionist), Yogesh (marketing), Amit (singer), Sandeep (stuntman/ bike), who call themselves, `Urban Lads' and have come out with a rap album.

Here is the complete album
http://www.kannadaaudio.com/Songs/Pop/home/ExplosionI-UrbanLads.php

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BEN BERNIE Born Benjamin Anselvitz in 1891, died in 1943. Actor, bandleader, author, violinist. He began his career in vaudeville. Educated at the New York College of Music, City College of New York, and Columbia School of Mines, he joined his first orchestra in 1922. For the next twenty years he toured with his band called "The Lads" and considered today one of the best hot dance American orchestras of the Jazz Age. Ben Bernie's band can be seen in the early DeForest Phonofilm sound short Ben Bernie and All the Lads (1924-1925), featuring pianist Oscar Levant. Bernie's band recorded many sides throughout the 1920s and 1930s, mainly for Vocalion and Brunswick, also labelled as Ben Bernie and His Hotel Roosevelt Orchestra. He toured with Maurice Chevalier in Europe and appeared on radio and in films. His films include "Love And Kisses" (1937), "Wake Up And Love" (1937), "Stolen Harmony" (1935), and "Shoot The Works" (1934). He also wrote the songs "Sweet Georgia Brown," "Who's Your Little Whozis," "I Can't Believe It's True," "Holding My Honey's Hand," "A Bowl Of Chop Suey And Yooey," "After The Dance Was Over," "Was Last Night The Last Night?," "Ain't That Marvelous (My Baby Loves Me)," and "Strange Interlude."
Today, he is best remembered from the the one of the most popular shows in the history of the NBC "Red" Radio Network: "Ben Bernie's Orchestra" during the "Old Maestro's" 1932-1933 season. Sponsored by Blue Ribbon Malt, it pulled a 33.7 audience share. Bernie—known for his long-running, playful feud with columnist Walter Winchell—broadcast his show live from New York each Tuesday at 9 p.m., and then repeated the performance for a live feed to the West Coast two-and-a-half hours later. (The show was heard in Los Angeles at 8:30 p.m. on KFI.) The orchestra leader began each show with the words: "How do you do Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Ben Bernie, the Old Maestro, yow-sah."

Lads messing around with the Christmas Turkey

For The Lads

The biggest hit version was recorded by Ray and The Four Lads in 1951. The recording was released by Okeh Records as catalog number 6840. It was a #2 hit on the Billboard magazine chart that year, and one side of one of the biggest two-sided hits, as the flip side, "Cry," reached #1 on the Billboard chart.

Here is the theme song for the hit 70's BBC tv comedy,Whatever happened to the likely lads, performed by The Highly Likely.

Whatever happened to the likely lads was the smash follow up to the classic 60's comedy starring Rodney Bewes,James Bolam & Brigit Forsyth.

It ran for two series, the first was originally transmitted 09.01.73 - 03.04.73.

The second series originally transmitted 01.01.74 - 09.04.74.

The lads came back again for one last time in a Christmas special the same year, transmitted on 24.12.74

This is the original theme song in it's complete format, performed by the band Magpie,also featured are some classic pictures taken from the series.

EASTSIDE STORY
VOL.2

Good Times,Great Oldies

grab a beer have your sit and watch these drunk punks!!!

www.myspace.com/mortecerebral

libertines live

Band:
Snuff
Song:
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads

Live @ Bizarre Festival '99

westlife movie i made dedeicated to my best mate martine

Eh up! We're the Macc Lads!

Music Video

This was on a local TV news show about the macc lads :)

Another Video

This is taken of the video called Three Bears and its the live performance of the gig at The Gallery which is in Manchester.

Line up-
Vocals and Bass - Muttley
Guitar - Beater
Drums - Cheeky monkey

Macc Lads Sex,Pies & Video Tapes

Music video

Beyoncé - If I Were a Boy (Live @ Music Station) [2008] -------------------------------------------- I Am....

This is a clip from the UK, where two girls sit on a kids playground ride while two lads rev up a scooter with it's back wheel pushing the ride around. The results are both hilarious and painful.
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Ricky Gervais Swearing...

(2008) Beyonce : Single Ladies -------------------------------------------- Nom du titre : Single Ladies Interprété par : Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Année : 2008 Label : Columbia Record...

Beyonce Knowles "Single Ladies" (Put a Ring On It) [New]

(2008) Beyonce : If I Were A Boy -------------------------------------------- Nom du titre : If I Were A Boy Interprété par : Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Année : 2008 ...

Street Football...

A short promotional reel produced for us by the lads at Man vs Machine.

A young Russian lad shows remarkable ability to bend his body.

the lads on day oyt watersking

After years of disastrous chat-up lines and a drought of girlfriends, Adam embarks on a journey into the world of online dating...

Voici le troisième trailer de GTA 4 (Xbox 360, PS3), intitulé "Move up, ladies". Plus d'infos sur www.gameblog.fr

This is so funny these lads get a shock http://www.justlaughs.co.uk

from the footy show fatty & the chief to aussie lads

British soldier sentenced by his mates to a slippering. For more corporal punishment videos (some of which NOT at DailyMotion), to go www.corpun.com

after a day of drag raceing on dirt the lads wound up doing hell burn outs .!!!

Zac Efron - Ladies' Choice ("Hairspray")Pop - (C) 2007 New Line Records, a Division of New Line Productions IncUniversal Music Division Classique

irish lads on bungee ball. one hundred and fifty feet in less than three seconds. Listen for the reaction on the way down. classic

Arveladze 1 - 0 - AZ Alkmaar v Newcastle Pompey Lad

Football League Goals Of The Week - 03.03.07 Created By - Pompey Lad

A Video Of Stupid, Random Stuff Done By Sum Stupid Lads. Great Though!