Funny Commercial

Jimmy Osmond on I'm A Celebrity

losowanie lotto....:)

Die Album Version :)

8 Miles Rap- Battles

Selfmadeclip auf Lotto King Karl´s Schlaflied

Hab dich schon lang nicht mehr geseh´n,
doch kommt es mir genauso vor,
als ob es gestern wär,
als wir jung war´n,groß und stark
und so verschwor´n,
wann hat dein Lotse dich denn bloß verlor´n?

Refrain:
Ich bin die Burg in deiner Schlacht,
ich bin dein Leuchtturm in der Nacht,
der immer leuchtet,immer sendet.
Der deine Spur sucht,egal woher,
durch tiefe Täler bis raus auf´s Meer
und niemals endet,
bis er dich findet.

Ich seh dich an,du bist so schwach,
und doch,irgendwo ist da noch etwas wach.
Die Würde dieser Welt wünsche ich dir,
so sehr,auf deinem langen Weg zurück zu dir...

Refrain

Lösch´ das Feuer,
wache vor deiner Tür,
über die Sterne über dir und mir
und die,die du brauchst,
bring ich dir runter.
Ich teile die Wellen,ich bin dein Visier,
wohin du auch gehst bleibst du doch bei mir
und ich warte mit dir auf das Wunder.

Refrain

Na ja :D

A preview of the new soccer shoes made by Lotto in cooperation with the University of Pavia.
It's a first time that one shoes for soccer is developed after University study where many soccer player are tested in order to indentify their pivot point in the foot.
This point is important during changes of directions, to have in this area a new stud with a goal to eliminate any possible trauma for the body is a great innovation.
The stud itìs really new and never was made something of similar.
For passionate soccer fans my personal gift 6 months before to see the new shoe in the market.
Prof. Testa Mauro

Lotto King Karl - Liebe ist wie Malaria!

In der Großen Freiheit 36!

śmieszny prezenter losowan Lotto

オーストラリア　宝くじ　LOTTO。
毎月50万円が10年続けてもらえる。
早速チャレンジ！！！

Swedish cast of Footloose @ Bingo Lotto.

Another great rap battle from 8 Mile. B Rabbit vs Lotto

Calculate your chances of winning the lottory with one easy step!

Live @ lotto arena belgium

Twenty current or former state employees who have been playing the same lottery numbers as a group for 10 years are the winners of Saturday's $72 million Super Lotto jackpot purchased at a Sacramento liquor store. Video by Manny Crisostomo / Sacramento Bee.

To see a higher resolution video, please visit http://videos.sacbee.com

Short abridged part of the Dutch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Weekend Millionairs). In this episode two notorious/famous Dutch guys, who have starred in the Dutch version of Beauty and the Geek. This episode is broadcasted on December 30th, 2006 and recorded in Aalsmeer (Netherlands).
Host: Robert ten Brink.

Eerste deel [€25 - €500]van de superzaterdag-uitzending van Lotto Weekend Miljonairs in december, met bekende Nederlanders. Dit maal Arjan en Erik Snippe, oftwel de nerds uit Beauty & de Nerd. De aflevering is uitgezonden op 30 december 2006.
Presentatie: Robert ten Brink.

|| This video is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to violate the copyright.||

Dette er da originalen til norsk tipping!

No cóż - awarie się zdarzają...

meine perle

Norway lotto

Vem kommer inte ihåg "Snälla Åke"? :P

Well, this is a classic Swedish Lotto commercial from many years ago and is probably remembered by every man and woman in our country :P.

It's about an employee (Åke) whose hard day of work is over and he's in a good mood because it's Friday. Now he's prepared for a well earned weekend. Unfortunately, his cocky, pompous boss ruins this by stopping Åke on his way out and starts whining about how bad his report is. He's telling Åke that he'll have to rewrite the report from scratch and he wants it on Monday. That's when it snaps for Åke, and to the boss' suprise, he starts to immitate him in a retarded way.

I love it! :D

The meaning/message with this commercial is that you can win so much money on the Lotto, that you can even afford to be malicious to your boss.

Now you know what it's all about. If you don't, this'll be a "WTF?! moment" ;)

Here's a translation of the dialouge:

Woman: Have a nice weekend
Åke: Have a nice weekend
Åke: (Passing his boss' office) Have a nice weekend!
Boss: WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA! Sit down.
What's this crap?
Åke: Um, yeah, it's this report...
Boss: You'll have to rewrite that! Until Monday.
Åke: Oh well, that's gonna be hard. Until Wednesday mabye...
Boss: I shall have on Monday, Monday morning!
You have all weekend.
Åke: (Now the mimicing starts) Yu have al wekend!
Boss: What did you say?!
Åke: Wat did yu say!?
Boss: What's happened?
Åke: Wat's hAApened?!
Boss: But whawho?!
Åke: Whawho?
Boss: Do you have a problem?!
Åke: Doo yu have a proobleem? Huh, huh, huh!
Boss: Åke, please!!!
Åke: Åke, plihuhese!!!
Text: If you've won, you've won. Lotto!

A true classic! :P

Das Endspiel der WM 2006 mit Lego-Männchen. Kommentiert von Lotto-King-Karl, dem Stadionsprecher des HSV!
[TEIL1 / Erste Halbzeit]

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www.helden06.de

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Lego-Movie about the world cup final, german version. commentator: Lotto-King-Karl
english version is also available.

This is a movie with the one änd only leif löken ohlsson!

Working from home gas never been so simple, so much fun and so rewarding.

Anime : D. Gray-Man Song : Sirenia - My Mind's Eye Personnages de m'amv : Allen & Lenalee Années de production : 2006 - 2008 Studio : TMS Genres : Action, Fantastique & Mythe Auteur : Hoshino Katsura

hope he went and got a lotto ticket

Jouez au lotto comme vous ne l'avez jamais fait - cette fois-ci vous êtes la boule de lotto !

Lotto 6 de 3 oku 2 senman En Ateta Otoko

Linda guest at Regi In The Mix in Lotto Arena! Go To Hell,Tainted Love,Tonight...

death at his door

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From http://www.getanyebooksforfree.com Extremely Hilarious Commercial Advertisements.Funny Commercials, Advertisements Don't miss it. A Must watch

A few notes first:
-This video contains a couple things that make no sense to me whatsoever so don't bother asking me, lololol! For example, the first commercial (which is for black herbal toothpaste)...well, let's just say that there's nothing about that commercial that makes sense to me! Nevertheless it's funny!

-In this video is a commercial that was banned in Australia that features Kylie Minogue. For some reason at the very end, the sound and picture messes up, so I had to cut it off. No big deal, just the very end:)

Hilarious commercials! Some are foreign, some are banned, all are extremely funny. Stay tuned for part 10, which will be even more outrageous.


Herbal Toothpaste
Mondariz liquor
Underwear
Foreign Chocolate
German Karate Center
NY Lottery Lottery 2,000 for life
Banned Australian Lingerie Ad
Dolce & Gabbana eyewear
Ford Punto
Tel Aviv anti-terrorism ad...among many many more!

Lotto ticket winner gets hit my car while cashing in…almost

Non date i numeri, giocateli. http://www.giocodellotto.com

U give me ur number, I call u up U act like ur pussy dont interrupt I don't have no problem with u fucking me But I have a little problem wit u not fucking me Baby u know ima take care of u Cause u say u got my baby, and...

what do you prefer?

What would you do with all that money??

Check out this original Lotto ad.

How to defeat Death in case you have won a new lottery! Great commercial!