Monday Night Raw 11/17/08 Part 1 Santino Marella Rapping

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A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments, featuring CH's Dan, Sam & Amir. See more at CollegeHumor.com/CHTV.

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READ THIS BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOUND QUALITY http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/07/new-youtube-aud.html

Then head over to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM for a version where YouTube fixed the sound.
Rappin' about CERN's Large Hadron Collider!

The sound should be slightly better on this version - we've tried to get round YouTube's new extreme audio dynamic range compression by layering a 20kHz sine wave over the top of the soundtrack. (NB THIS WAS A WORKAROUND DURING THE PROBLEMATIC PERIOD FOR YOUTUBE IN LATE JULY)

Images came from:
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The talented dancers doubled as camera people, with some work by Neil Dixon. Stock footage is CERN's.

Will Barras is responsible for the killa beats:
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The rapper has a day job (we agree this is a good thing) as a science writer.
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The Reproduction Rap
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I was a bit bored last week, so I edited some old Bert & Ernie episodes to the sound of M.O.P.'s Ante Up.

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A rap about everyone's favorite childhood coloring tool.

Menox, Teddy Flow, Zezwar, Lel b, Wess, Crisf, Twareg & Wadi présentent leurs meilleurs passages de la Finale Ouest au Mans. Bon visionnage !

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New video for 2008 for Ice Cube's street single called Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It. This is an uncensored version off of myspacetv.

Digital Soul Presents The Rape of Rap (student Film)

A social/political music video parody that skewers racism in the U.S. by Tomboys in Fishnets

funny

Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.

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LYRICS:
I'll tell you bout one day when I was young
I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on
Something 'bout robots that destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother

Oo, Anthony is not alone
It made me want to go blow up my home
Eventually I did, but that ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about
We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight

Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
They told us that this script was full of nonsense
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that

Transformers will -- punch you in the face
Transformers won't -- do the Macerena
Transformers -- always say no to drugs
Transformers

They don't even need to use a glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand

Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter
He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)

Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads

Ooh, you like that, we switched it up
Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt
And Thunderblast is a slut
What?... she is...

Transformers will -- find a cure for death
Transformers won't -- do your algebra
Transformers -- are against terrorism
Transformers

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't ever got
No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine

They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons could never attain

You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game
Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim

Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say
Transformers -- hit the club like every day
Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face like a chain reaction

Transformers will -- run for president
Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween
Transformers -- hardcore since '84

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Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos.

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LYRICS:
I'm a right-clicka
I'm an iBook flippa
Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga
Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC!

USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know
watch my data flow
From MS-DOS command line prompts
Black backgrounds, no special sauce
Well I've only been around since '84
But my ease of use has done so much more
From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
So clickable, design is lickable
My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
Then I swap it with generic
cause the port is hot

If you see life through an LCD
Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?

Take a look at Vista
enjoy the view
I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast
turn the aero on and lick the glass
Tiger's fast as hell
But Leopard's got the boom
Time machine is mad mean
you're absurd - what's a zune?
Middle name: innovate
All features integrate
Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences!
Nonsenses - I'm networking
You're not working
Stop staring at your built-in webcam
YouTube surfing
Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh
ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best

He is the best with his videos
And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro

Mac, PC, and Me, At Last

When I run IT'S A iPOD!
Talk IT'S AN iPHONE!
Stuff I gotta have no matter what
It's an iLOAN!
I want an Intel, plus CS3,
but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed
Listenin to Steve
Uh! Compatibility
Everybody fits with me
All the applications wanna get with my virility
At any time
Yo, it might go off
And you can ride it
Til it's Micro-Soft
Huh! Pay attention
I got a new invention
Steal your next idea
At the MacWorld Convention
But guess what
You'll always be behind
Cuz Mac is a state of mind
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Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac.

The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.

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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run

So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.

Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness

Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk

Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel

Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!

Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame

Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch

It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?

If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again

Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.

A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing

They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant

People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc

Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

Dragon Ball Rap

Letra para Karaoke

Yeah
Perdonen, Kamehameha
Después del tema del Tetris
Viene el Dragon Ball Rap

Quien no haya seguido esta serie es que porque no tiene infancia
Big Bang Attack Ataca desde el Planeta Namek
Vegeta, Son Goku rivalidad de Saiyan
Allargat Bastó! y es que en castellano ralla
Mola mas en Catalán prefiero en Nubol kinton
El canvi de lloc instantani al verlo me flipó

Son Goku, Goten, Krilin, Pan,
Trunks, Yamsha, Chaos y Ten Shin han
Son Gohan de niño me Flipaba en segundo nivel
Satan no venció a Célula tampoco Videl
Nadie Podía con Broly el super saiyan legendario
pedir la energía a todo el planeta fue necesario pa' vencer

La bola Genki Carbonizo a Magin Boo
y Freezer Remodelado cedio frente la espada de Trunks
Los Ozaru Perdían el juicio
Se destrozaban ciudades atraviesan edificios
1! 2! 3! Fusión!!
la ocarina contenía a Hildegan dentro de Tapion

Las Bolas de Dragon esparcidas por el mundo
Teniendo Radar y capsulas habrá que poner rumbo
Raditz Murió junto a Goku, Vegeta se cargo a Nappa
Gohan lo tuvo crudo con los guerreros de Plata

La Fuerza Aumentaba a no se cuantos Kilis
Vegeta dejo controlarse... por Bavidi
Cor Petit y Krilin se convirtieron en Piedra
por Dabra y el gran saiyan-man se rebela
Pelea contra los terroristas que hay en la ciudad
Dragon Ball Rap, Boojack Per mi Bola de Drac
Bienvenidos sean siempre a la sala del tiempo
Donde un día real aquí es una año de entrenamiento
Los Androides surgieron del Dr.Gero
en los torneos casi siempre Goku Quedaba Primero

En los Cielos se Apalanca Siempre Yajirobai
Me Hacia gracia ver llegar sobre un tronco a Tao Pai Pai
Turles y la fruta del poder Garlic, Junior
se hizo grande en un momento joder
Alubias Mágicas?? Nah Monjetas Magicas...
Kaio Shin, Vegetto el resultado de Pothara
Con la Ayuda de Paikun fusión de Goku y Vegeta
Janemba no pudo compararse al poder de Gojeta
Gotrunks en Tercera era un vacilón
cuando alguien perdía la vida lo resucitaba Shenron
Oolong, Bulma, Pooar, Dende todo en un papel
el máximo poder se quedo en el cuarto nivel

Fuerzas especiales?? Ginyu Cambia de cuerpo
Dodoria, Zarbon, Recoom Todos acabaron muertos
Cooler, Baby Dragones de cada estrella
Bardok hizo lo posible por defender su planeta

Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Es Arte
Dragon Ball GT Sea el que sea LO PARTE!!

USB Humping Dog rapping my Notebook

El Dragon Ball Rap del Porta completo, y realizado integramente por mi.
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!!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(written by: ryan deberry)
i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour cream
it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene
a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too
this is how we do up in the drive thru
i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli cheese wrap
large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the cap
i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito
don't be thinking that its all for me though
"yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me
so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free.
i hope you're getting all this down, you're sitting there without a sound
hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no make it two
large coke, i need that too,
one for me and for you
just kidding, being nice
(AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!)
yellow rice, he wants that too, is that something you guys do?
if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add the cheese
one more holla for a dollar
this my crew in this drive thru
one more thing, give it to me cause baby
WE HUNGRY.

Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on beat box and Ryan Deberry on Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap.
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Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

GUKO VS VEGETA

Cypress Hill (Rap) Superstar from the album (Rap) Superstar
(C) 2000 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.

Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

This is from the smack dvd! funny as shit!!!!!

John Cena rap battles a fan

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