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PITTSBURGH (KDKA) ― A campaign worker who claimed she was the victim of a politically-motivated attack in which she was beaten, kicked and cut, now admits that she made the whole story up.

According to Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Diane Richard, Ashley Todd, 20, told investigators today that she "was not robbed and there was no 6'4" black male attacker."

Todd initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield Wednesday night and that the suspect began beating her after seeing a John McCain bumper sticker on her car.

Todd claimed that the mugger even cut a backwards letter "B" in her check.

But today investigators say Todd confessed that the attack never happened.

At a news conference this afternoon, officials said they believe that Todd's injuries were self-inflicted.

Police investigating the report said Todd's story began to unravel early on and they administered a polygraph test.

Investigators asked Todd to return to the police station today for more questioning and to help them release a composite sketch of the suspect.

When she did, police say she admitted that she made the whole thing up and that it snowballed out of control.

Todd told investigators today that she "just wanted to tell the truth" adding that she was neither robbed, nor attacked.

"She indicated that she has prior mental problems and that she does not remember how the backward letter B got on her face," Richard told reporters today.

Todd told police that while she did not remember how the backward "B" got on her face, she may have done it herself since she was the only one in the car.

According to police, Todd said she thought of Barack Obama when she saw the "B" in her rearview mirror.

Officials say they do not believe any other people were involved; and Todd's friends believed the story about the attack encouraging her to call police.

Todd is now facing charge for filing a false police report.

As of late this afternoon, Todd was still in custody under observation.

As the US presidential campaign enters its final weeks, both the Republican and Democratic candidates are hitting the swing states.

But misconceptions and rumours abound and many voters have their facts about the candidates all wrong. Some believe that Democrat Barack Obama is a Muslim, for instance.

Casey Kauffman talked to some Republican supporters after a rally by Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, in Ohio.

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Former Representative Jim Leach of Iowa spoke at the 2008 Democratic National Convention.

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I'm Voting Republican is a satirical look at the likely outcome of another four years of Republican government. The not-so-subtle message behind the film is the importance of a united bloc of citizens willing to take the time and effort to vote Democrat in order to improve America's domestic and foreign policy.

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Watch Ronald Reagan's speech to the 1964 Republican National Convention

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http://www.YouDecide2008.com - 2008 Republican Presidential candidates debate from St. Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire sponsored by ABC News, WMUR-TV, and Facebook on January 5, 2008.

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Joe Barton and Al Gore exchange remarks at a congressional hearing (Mar. 21, 2007)

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Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) stood his ground and joined the twenty-or-so other Republicans that have decided to vote with the House Democrats in favor of a non-binding Iraq resolution that condemns President Bush's troop surge.

Speaking of Bush, Congressman Paul was very straight-forward in his displeasure for Bush's "demented philosophy of conquest." Here is a portion of his floor speech:

RON PAUL: "In recent decades, our policies have been driven by neoconservative empire radicalism; profiteering in the military industrial complex; misplaced do-good internationalism; mercantilistic notions regarding the need to control natural resources; and blind loyalty to various governments in the Middle East."

You can add Ron Paul's name to the small list of the few level-headed Republicans left in Congress.

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This footage of Philip Seymour Hoffman at the 2000 Republican Convention was shot and edited by filmmaker Kevin Ford and is an outtake from the political documentary "The Party's Over" by Donovan Leitch and Rebecca Chaiklun, which featured Hoffman on the campaign trail in 2000 trying to learn about the American political process. The full movie can be found in stores and can also be ordered from The Film Movement.

The Dipshit Doodlebug Institute takes an in-depth look at the Republican Party and breaks them down into 10 distinct types.
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Cartoon Transcript (some say the voices are heard to hear)

VO: Today's Republican Party is quite diverse
And spans all walks of life.
So grab a chair and sit right down,
As we break them down into ten basic types.

If you ask Mr. Money Bags about the meaning of life
He'll say "Ain't a damn thing funny"
Because the only thing that's important to him is
"Where's the money? Where's the money? Gimme the money."

This millionaire cum billionaire
Who favors low low tax rates
Wants to keep his wealth all to himself
Not support public programs he hates.

"To hell with the lower classes", he says
"Those people are all worthless cogs!"
"I need to buy mink-fur-lined toilet seats"
And diamond jewelry for all of my dogs!"

He also hates the inheritance tax
"This policy I oppose!"
Because his spoiled daughter needs every last cent
To snort it all up her nose.

Mr. Warhawk's idea of diplomacy
Is yelling "Let's solve everything with war!"
Just as long as his kids aren't in the army you see
And it's made up of the brown and the poor.

He thinks he's a military genius, too
Smarter than Sun Tzu and ol' Colin Powell
Even though his only military training's from
Watching "Red Dawn" staring C. Thomas Howell

Mr. Bibleton is a born again Christian
Just like his best buddy the prez
And they're both devout believers in Christ
Only...Not so much in what he says
Jesus' words of helping the poor and needy
Are all right there in the Bible
But if you ask if he believes it's true he'll say
"Um... I believe that might be a typo"

They care not 'bout Aids in Africa
Or spreading love in the world today.
What issue are they most concerned about?
"Makin' sure the TV don't turn us gay"

And here's Mr. Contrarian
He hates liberal causes and cases
If you say Global Warming melts the polar ice caps
They'll say "No it isn't" til they're blue in the faces

He's often on Yahoo news message boards
Typing in all caps and in the dark
Or perhaps you'll find him in Hollywood
Writing plot lines for South Park

Mr. NRA likes guns more than people
That's why (boom boom boom boom)
And he (boom boom boom boom boom)
(boom boom boom boom boom)
...Even though most Americans support gun control
and banning cop-killer bullets.

In business school Mr. Frat learned that
Corporate group-think is always quite right.
Which explains why he's such a super fan
Of Dane Cook, Fox News and Coors Light

He hates affirmative action, though
For he feels it's a government gyp
"People should have get their own damn jobs in the world"
Like he did at his dad's hot tub dealership.

If forced to pick a political slogan, though
And choose a motto that fits
Mr. Frat would think for a moment and say
either "Woo-hoo!" or "Show us your tits!"

Mr. Log Cabin likes spending his time and money
Helping Republicans campaign to win
Even though most of the folks he's voting for
Think his existence is a mortal sin.
And why is he such a staunch supporter
Of a party that so hates his guts?
"Because achieving equal rights is less important
Than getting upper bracket tax cuts."

Then again, he may be a genius so
Let's take all of our criticism back.
For he knows if Republicans remain in charge
Gay soldiers can't be sent to Iraq.

Mr. Numbnuts is a hard working fellow
And though he ranks among the working poor
He consistently votes for a party that boasts
Of killing free health care on the Congressional floor

But is he angry with these rich old men
Who say they'll never raise his minimum wage?
Well, not while there's plenty of beer and wrestling
To channel all his misplaced rage.

The original minutemen risked their lives
Defending us from English imperial power
What are today's minutemen defending us from?
Busboys making three bucks an hour.

Some say they're dedicated patriots
And others, an over zealous mob
Irregardless someday it'll be more cost effective
To hire an illegal to do their job.

And last is an Eisenhower Republican
He's a fan of fiscal restraint
He's also cautious with military intervention
He knows what's a war and what ain't.

He's a thoughtful, decent, honest man
Who thinks that in order to win
You must be a moderate who unites all people
And...Whu-oh, looks like there's no room for him.

Yes, the Republican party's an intriguing quilt
of politics, personalities and...(rat-a-tat-tat-tat!)
All housed together under one giant insane circus tent.

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Barack Obama has become the first black US president after a landslide election victory.

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It’s been eight long years since the boys said “wassup” to each other. Even with the effects of a down economy and imminent change in the White House, the boys are still able to come together and stay true to what really matters.

Part 4 of the running mates. Tom sees Sarah as the girl that just can`t say no.

The "O" TEAM

Joe Biden as HANNIBAL

Al Gore as HOWLIN' MAD MURDOCK

John Edwards as FACE

and Barack Obama as B.O. BARACKus

All across America, people are doing it. Democrats and Republicans. Men and women. Say it loud and say it proud: I Masturbated to Sarah Palin. Created by and starring Jason Zumwalt. I am Zumwalt is a 60Frames original series...

http://www.236.com Eugene Mirman goes to the RNC to ask the crowd (Tucker Carlson, Joe Scarborough) about Sarah Palin. See more at http://www.236.com/video

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Spoof of the Democratic race between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. This is a hilarious music video set to the tune of "Umbrella" by Rihanna.

Attention all Iowa voters or soon to be voters: On behalf of Smackdown Your Vote!, we encourage you to attend either the Republican or Democratic Caucus in Iowa on Thursday, January 3, 2008, and Rock the Caucus! Imagine if more of Iowa’s youngest voters turned out to caucus, if you and all your friends caucused, if all your friends’ friends caucused; young people could take credit for stepping out and really shake things up. You better believe that the issues young people care about would be on the top of the agenda of the new Republican and Democratic nominees if young adults took time to take it to the caucuses; it’s time to Rock the Caucus!

What to Know Before You Go:
1) If you’re 17 years old you can caucus, so long as you’ll be 18 by or on November 4, 2008.

2) You don’t have to register to vote before hand; you can register at the caucus.

3) Be sure to arrive early to avoid long lines and make sure you’re in before doors close. In order to have your vote count you must be in line by the time the caucus is called to order.

The Democratic Caucus starts at 6:30p.m.
The Republican Caucus starts at 7:00p.m.

For more, read The Playbook:
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Republican candidates go into attack mode, President Bush has a Mongolian experience, and Bobby Jindal is the next Governor of Louisiana.

Osama Bin Laden has been found. Using the latest technological advances the U.S. government has finally located terror suspect #1.

U.S. forces helping iraqi children

Keith Olberman reviews the lack of credibility that has permeated the Commander in Chief on Iraq.

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Certain things are expected from MTV's The Real World, namely sex, drinking and fights. Well the bar has been raised in Denver this season as stereotypes are smashed and forced to coexist & the gay frat boy that humps chicks for fun, an extremely conservative African American Republican, a D-1 athlete who also loves to cry, two bisexual girls, your token self-proclaimed slut (but with a heart of gold!) and a former gang member. Wednesday's are gonna kick ASS. Catch the premiere November 22 at 10pm, only on MTV.

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